10 rules of a demented mind

10. Life is short, sleep until it’s over.
9. Don’t worry about tomorrow, it’s going to be the same old shit in a different day anyway.
8. You’ll know that you have run out of friends when you fight with yourself and put the blame on her.
7. Never chase your dreams, they might get scared and run away from you.
6. Forgive and forget, then run over the jerk with your car.
5. Don't blame others for the choices you made because of them. Just play the guilt trip.
4. You always have a choice. Sometimes, the choices just suck… fucking shit.
3. Never love someone, and hope that he'll change. Hoping is futile. Blackmail him.
2. Always be honest with yourself, even if you can't be with others. They’re just imaginary friends anyway.
1. The only things you can control are your own actions; so, run over the jerk with your car… again.